That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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