He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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