i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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