I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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