is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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