my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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