I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
please don't ironically join a cult
Randomize
