Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Randomize
