just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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