i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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