oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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