Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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