talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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