She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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