careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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