it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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