I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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