i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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Holy sore nipples Batman
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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