I think im going to throw up on grandma
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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