U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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