Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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