Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Still dying that you shit outside
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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