I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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