i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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