when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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