I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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