sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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