All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
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I need you to use more vowels.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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