Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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