Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
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question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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