Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
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Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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