You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
