I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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