I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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