I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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