So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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