If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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