I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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