Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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