People in love make me want to vomit
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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