no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
