Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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