So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
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But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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