You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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