When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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