the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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