Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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