I think scott just propositioned me for sex
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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