I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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