ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
