I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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