well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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