We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
