i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I look better un-naked...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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