So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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