I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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